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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WITCH!&#8221; the little girl screamed while pointing at me. &#8220;What?&#8221; I asked her, totally confused. I mean, I was just standing in a department store, looking at some bracelets and minding my own business, and all of a sudden I found myself in an Arthur Miller scene. I bent down to the girl. &#8220;I&#8217;m not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subourbonwife.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11906135&amp;post=385&amp;subd=subourbonwife&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[The kids will be out next week for Spring Break and coincidentally (wink, wink), April is National Alcohol Awareness Month. When we were in high school, we were pretty smart about drinking. Except for the small inconvenience of our parties being regularly busted by the cops, we had fun and looked out for one another. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subourbonwife.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11906135&amp;post=378&amp;subd=subourbonwife&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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